Choofis

A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.
Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.

Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...
by thatginganinja February 17, 2010
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Choofie

A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.
Phil Collins had a massive choofie on cover of No Jacket Required.
by malf November 09, 2010
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choofy boof

Chubaca and goofy going wild in the booty hole
did you hear about the choofy boof at the bonfire?

yeah i heard they lost some underwear too.
by December 09, 2020
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Choofy Ping

A common PUBG occurrence. Basically a term used to describe a team mate with absolute dog shit decision making when it comes to locations to pull up and fight from. Generally these areas turn out to be already swimming with enemies and results in instant death. Also this team mate is a horrible driver. Banned choofy.
Another choofy ping and we are dead ffs that’s 3 games in a row.

Fucking choofy ping again
by Dirtydeezy86 March 11, 2025
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Choofy

BRuh it smells like FUCKEN CHOOFY IN HERE AY BRUV
by frogwoman May 20, 2021
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