Choofis

A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.

Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.

Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...

by thatginganinja February 16, 2010

choobish

something you would call someone while playing starcaft, for saying something very dumb.

BOB1: OMGZ look a PLane
BOB2: why do you have to be so choobish, that is an overlord.

by michael lee F April 21, 2008

Chocfish bandit

Pirates of the brown cave, purveyors of feltch juice. All are people who enjoy a bit of bum.

Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole."

Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."

by Knob Rob October 3, 2006

Choofing Season

A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!

Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!

by BigDaddyJoy October 27, 2019

Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.

“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”

by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020

choofin

Pronounced "chew - fin", is when you get so fucking stoned that you end up ripping that bong too damn hard. Now you're choofin, and rest in peace to your lungs.

"Yo dude! Caleb just started choofin in the line at McDonald's , I think he is going to green-out."

by Bubba Patriot March 7, 2021

Choofie

A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.

Phil Collins had a massive choofie on cover of No Jacket Required.

by malf November 11, 2010