Choofis

A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.

Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.

Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...

by thatginganinja February 16, 2010

Choofy

Skinny Australian Stoner

That dude's a total choofy

by PogoRoo November 14, 2020

Choofie

A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.

Phil Collins had a massive choofie on cover of No Jacket Required.

by malf November 11, 2010

choofy boof

Chubaca and goofy going wild in the booty hole

did you hear about the choofy boof at the bonfire?

yeah i heard they lost some underwear too.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Choofy Ping

A common PUBG occurrence. Basically a term used to describe a team mate with absolute dog shit decision making when it comes to locations to pull up and fight from. Generally these areas turn out to be already swimming with enemies and results in instant death. Also this team mate is a horrible driver. Banned choofy.

Another choofy ping and we are dead ffs that’s 3 games in a row.

Fucking choofy ping again

by Dirtydeezy86 March 10, 2025

Choofy

Cheddar boy (smells funny)

BRuh it smells like FUCKEN CHOOFY IN HERE AY BRUV

by frogwoman May 19, 2021