A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.
Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.
Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...
Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...
by thatginganinja February 17, 2010
A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.
by malf November 09, 2010
A common PUBG occurrence. Basically a term used to describe a team mate with absolute dog shit decision making when it comes to locations to pull up and fight from. Generally these areas turn out to be already swimming with enemies and results in instant death. Also this team mate is a horrible driver. Banned choofy.
by Dirtydeezy86 March 11, 2025
by frogwoman May 20, 2021