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A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.

Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.

Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...

Choofis by thatginganinja February 16, 2010

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choobish

something you would call someone while playing starcaft, for saying something very dumb.

BOB1: OMGZ look a PLane
BOB2: why do you have to be so choobish, that is an overlord.

choobish by michael lee F April 21, 2008

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Chocfish bandit

Pirates of the brown cave, purveyors of feltch juice. All are people who enjoy a bit of bum.

Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole."

Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."

Chocfish bandit by Knob Rob October 3, 2006

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Choofing Season

A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!

Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!

Choofing Season by BigDaddyJoy October 27, 2019

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Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.

“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”

Choofing at top speed in the ass by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020

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choofin

Pronounced "chew - fin", is when you get so fucking stoned that you end up ripping that bong too damn hard. Now you're choofin, and rest in peace to your lungs.

"Yo dude! Caleb just started choofin in the line at McDonald's , I think he is going to green-out."

choofin by Bubba Patriot March 7, 2021

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Choofie

A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.

Phil Collins had a massive choofie on cover of No Jacket Required.

Choofie by malf November 11, 2010

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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