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Brayden Decamp

Brayden Decamp is the best athlete. He has beautiful patched skin, dazzling Zia blue eyes, and dark hair flaked with white. His athletic abilities are so advanced, he is a bulldog on the field. He created and found a cure for an STD while stealing a tired guy's bitch. Famous for the quotes: "You niggas is corndogs.. wieners wit bread", and " Brayden also founded the first urinal for dickheads. He is the president of the small penis club and he is known for fucking your bitch. His greatest nemesis is John Grife (Best Known for fucking his mom). Follow this legend on twitter @BraydenDaGoat. Nicknames: Brayzorr, Zia, CrybabyBray, and CryGraby. He is so fly he will make your heart stop.
"That guy is so cool, he must be Brayden Decamp."
"Mike promised me he would pay for the coffin at my mother's funeral, but didn't. Now, they're just burying her in the dirt. He's such a Brayden!"
"That Brayden just stole my bitch... I was asleep."
"I need a trauma surgeon to fix me... I need a Brayden"
by Paul Wenis June 3, 2018
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Bradenata

When someone tells something and immediately after you ask for the same exact information that person gave.

Another instance where this is used is when someone is too stupid and is living up amongst the stars.
Example: A: we are going out at 10pm tonight

B: what time we are going out?

A: you have done such a bradenata
by Foxxilpufti November 3, 2018
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Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020
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Braydin

Braydin's are often handsome men with big hearts and kind personalities when they let you into their lives, they are shy at first but very outgoing once you get to know them. Braydin's often tend to go after blond/brown haired women and fall easily for them, they tend to like the colours blue, green or grey and have amazing smiles. Braydin's are very likeable unless you get on their bad side, then they can be really rude. Never break the heart of a Braydin because you will regret it greatly. They are great lovers and make the perfect husbands, girls should go after a Braydin whenever they get the chance. Braydin's tend to be very popular and very strong muscular men.
"Oh my god Braydin asked me out!" "Wow! That's amazing, I wish I had a man like Braydin!"
by TheWomanOfYourDreams August 19, 2013
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Brandeis Goggles

The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
by unfortunatestudents October 8, 2011
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Makaveli Branded

Makaveli Branded: a clothing line released by Afeni Shakur by using Tupac Shakur's likeness, pictures, images, newspaper clippings, personal quotes, memorabilia and particularly Tupac's alias Makaveli as the primary design for the apparel.

Makaveli Branded is a Limited Liability Company head-quartered in New York City. The company started its national release on November of 2003. According to Afeni Shakur, Makaveli Branded is designed to help fund the Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation and Center of the Arts while at the same time continuing Tupac's "legacy" through the "clothing line."

Makaveli Branded is uniquely designed to be undistinguishable from other urban clothing lines in its market. The supply of the product is limited due to its small distribution to Better Specialty Retail Stores.

The advantage of the product is practically using Tupac's image as its cash cow. The disadvantage of the product is the considerably large sizes, the unusual designs of the product, and market price. Some sizes are larger than expected and the designs may not be fashionably accepted by the general public. Furthermore, the price is not marketed to middle-middle or lower-middle class citizens, but more to middle-upper class citizens.

Hence, the designs are beautifully unique; however, the market segment of the product gravitates predominantly towards tall and fairly large people along with the price being possibly too high for Tupac's "ghetto children." By producing smaller sizes, lowering the price, and giving some of the designs a mellow yet modest tone will not only diversify the product, but will ultimately generate higher revenues in the company’s income statement. Most importantly, it will create "consistency" in Tupac's paradoxical personality in complexity and professional "thug-like" stature.
"Aeh homie, that fool is wear'n 'makaveli branded' dog, that ni**a think he's thugin but he's about to get sprayed with mah nina ross - who's thuggin now pahtna, break yo-self!"
by Former Brook Thug June 8, 2005
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Brayden

The gayest straight person you will ever meet.
He is such a Brayden!
by BB92327 March 28, 2020
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