birth vader

a natural born evil person practicing his/her own -extemely- evil thoughts upon a person or a group of innocent people

.. he finds each and every youngling in the hood and abuses them, which is how two mothers from the hood spot that birth vader around our kids.

by kelamist November 29, 2019

screen beret

person who claims in internet chatrooms to have served in the Armed Forces, before showing a demonstrably bad understanding of the military.see fontline combatant

can also be used as a derogatory term to one who uses threats of violence in internet chatrooms, or to one who wholeheartedly supports ANY war THEY don't have to fight in..

chatter1: "we should just invade Iran next..."
chatter2:"and where abouts in Iraq are YOU typing from, Screen Beret ??? Manchester ???"

by BogUk January 19, 2008

mole birth

A human baby not fully developed, but is carried to full term. A serious and lethal deformation. It may resemble a mass of cells or tissue, with or without hair and teeth.

The mole birth looks like a cluster of grapes. or
You won't be having a baby brother, unfortunately it's a mole birth.

by Collenchymaclaw October 13, 2008

Baltimore Bidet

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.

After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"

by Blumpster August 20, 2013

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

by impotate April 16, 2011

birth order

Something that everyone says he/she got least attention, most relational stress, and best personality from. Only child always say that he/she is lonely.

typical stereotyping goes as follows:
first born - bossy but responsible/independant
middle child - ignored but mediator/peace maker
youngest born - spoiled but nice/humorous
only child - jesus

In fact, according to a census done by Julius Caesar in 8th century, the first child suffers the most from lack of attention and the stress from the family. It's also proven that it's the birth order that develops the best personality.

by iateeight October 8, 2013