assalaamualaikum

Assalaamualaikum Brother
May peace be unto you brother.

This reference is a common greeting in Islamic cultures. Derivitives of this word are also in Hebrew, this is a longer version of Shalom and salaam.

by Moiz October 27, 2007

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assnanery

I told you, it is undefinable damn it.

You’re picking on me for my assnanery

by Randomness3.14 August 31, 2018

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assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

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Assnanigans

Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.

Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.

Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!

by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014

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