whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

whittling doughnuts

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.

These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

Whistling Shits

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

by Wileorn January 18, 2022

Whistling in the dark

To comfort yourself via distraction when you cannot avoid a frightening situation.

While her mother was in surgery, Norma tried to remember all the state capitals. It was her way of whistling in the dark.

by NH Baritone January 9, 2008

Whistling Sprocket

a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.

Look At YoungWhistling Sprocket Over There!

by Richard Parker April 3, 2006

whirling down the shitbowl

Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.

Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.

by Telephony May 4, 2019

I think my pig is whistling

The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.

Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous

Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?

by Chef_Bot August 5, 2023