1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.
"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"
Buy a
whistling diarrhea
mug!
When you have to fart but don't trust it.
had to fart but more was coming out It was a windy Run
So I had to run to the toilette!!
1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."
1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.
"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"
Buy a
whistling diarrhea
mug!
