Ethan (Valdez)

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.

Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.

by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022

Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

by The Clipper May 29, 2008

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

Valets

A Singaporean woman that often gets into sexual altercations. Usually a single mom of more than five children. Quite poor.

She's such a Valets.

I feel so sad for poor Valets.

by pipka January 7, 2019

valetudinarian

an old word use to describe someone who is unduly concerned about their health.

in an episode of sherlock holmes with one of the gentleman who he visited described his condition forever cursed to be valetudinarian.

by the great raymondo July 9, 2007

wilmer valderrama

He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?

Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.

"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.

by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010

Valdemart

Slang for Wal-mart. Sounds like the evil villain from Harry Potter -- Voldemort.

I'm going shopping at Valdemart.

by M. Brian June 11, 2006