Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A fag poser who hosts a gay t.v. show on mtv where the cheap ass gives away 1000 dollars to the winner of his gay joke "battles"
" The only reason people know that stupid ass Wilmer Valderrama is because he plowed mandy moore and lindsay lohan."
by Rusty Williams September 17, 2006
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fez from that 70's show the ultimate player hes had sex with lindsay lohan mandy moorejennifer love hewittand ashlee simpson.
Fez: (reading his car): Fez has a tiny -- I do not! It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. (Hyde ~looks~ at Fez) I only look for comparison. Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her a war.
Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John

Wilmer Valderrama
by Coryblount August 20, 2006
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Wilmer Valderrama is a sexxxyyy Venezuelan who thinks $1000 "cash-money" is a descent amount for prize money on his show Yo Momma. He told Howard Stern about deflowering Mandy Moore and and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who denied it. He has a nice ass too . . .
Stella: Who's that ghetto Hispanic on Yo Momma?
Tabitha: That's Wilmer Valderrama, Lohan's ex.
by @#$%Stella August 22, 2006
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The really hot guy who hosts 'Yo Momma' on MTV. He has that really cute way of saying 'a thousand dollars in cash-moneeeeey'!!!!!!!!!!! ack! I LOVE HIM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
I love Wilmer Valderrama!!! How could you not!!!??? that hair... that voice... swoon!!!!
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