vagomach

That area on a woman where you can't tell where the stomach ends and the vagina begins.

Also see FUPA

DAMN, that bitch has got a giant vagomach

by petergriffon March 23, 2004

Vagimess

An unsightly vagina either due to extensively large lips (labia), reconstructive surgery or just lack of hygiene.

"So, how was her twat?"
"Dude, it was a total vagimess down there"

by DBinSD May 19, 2010

Vagimatate

1). To consider deeply any and all aspects of the vagina, especially while under the influence of hormonal derangement, normally at the expense of getting anything else done. Most often this is a condition suffered by late-teen heterosexual males.

Mom, I can't mow the lawn. I'm bound to vagimatate, get distracted and mow my toes off. I'm sure you understand."

by cowboythecat April 24, 2009

Vaguebook

To seek sympathy and/or attention by posting something vague as your Facebook status. Usually the only people who ask you "What's wrong??" are lonely stay-at-home moms who want some extra gossip. The rest of the free world does not give a shit and wish you would just suck it up and shut the fuck up.

VAGUEBOOK POST: "Some people just make me so mad!!"
READERS: "Oh, God...Samantha's Vaguebooking again. I wish she'd shut the fuck up..."

VAGUEBOOK POST: "I just LOVE being backstabbed! NOT!"
READERS: "Jennie, seriously...shut the fuck up and grow some balls."

by FreeHigh5s February 10, 2014

vagamite

not unlike a hutterite, the vagamite is a vagaterian living a communal zionistic lifestyle along side other women whos diet consists of only vagina.

have you heard about cousin Daralanne, apparently she now lives on a Vagamite colony in Northern BC. Apparently all she does is eat Rug!

by blender toast cubicpluotonium May 8, 2013

Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

vaguetweeting

An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.

@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...

by Chibi Jeeb February 26, 2011