Vagumes

Fumes that come from strange women's vaginas and can get you high :P

-wade is lounging on Bree's lap-

Wade: lol my phone died :P -laughs histaricly-

Kevin: Dude are you high?

Bree: It must be my Vagumes!!

by coochsniffer May 2, 2009

Vagimess

An unsightly vagina either due to extensively large lips (labia), reconstructive surgery or just lack of hygiene.

"So, how was her twat?"
"Dude, it was a total vagimess down there"

by DBinSD May 19, 2010

vagueshaming

When someone speaks about another person, but doesn't use their name. The IRL version of "subtweeting".

The whole meeting, Meghan kept saying, "SOMEONE has been taking a dump in the potted plants in the office." She was just vagueshaming, but we knew it was Allen.

by Hailboogie November 5, 2014

Vaguesponding

An intentionally vague Facebook reply to a Vaguebooked status update, that forces the Vaguebooker to volunteer information on their own if they want more attention to their problem.

*Vaguebooking*
Aaron: I wonder why things don't work out the way I want them to?

*Vaguesponding*
Isaac: Why are you such an emo pussy!

by Ace1339 March 1, 2010

vaguesapping

It is kind of like vaguebooking, where someone sends you a vague message on WhatsApp, that screams to you to inquire further. The sender could've saved a few cycles of back and forth and just given the context around the message, but, no, they want you to ask.

Bro: yo man, there is a problem
*won't tell me anything until I ask what the problem is*
Me (after 2 hours): what's the matter bro?
Bro: Nothing man, my parents won't..... (and they go on to explain their problem).
Me: bro you should've just told me what the problem was when you messaged first, instead of vaguesapping

by spartanspear March 13, 2015

Vaguesponding

An intentionally vague Facebook reply to a Vaguebooked status update, that forces the Vaguebooker to volunteer information on their own if they want more attention to their problem.

*Vaguebooking*

Aaron: I wonder why things don't work out the way I want them to?

*Vaguesponding*
Isaac: Why are you such an emo pussy!

by isaacjw1980 March 1, 2010

vaguespeak

The art of talking in circles; speaking vaguely.

We had to use vaguespeak in the office in case our toxic boss was listening.

by blublideeblubblub November 6, 2025