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Vaguenism

1. (Religion/Spirituality): The act of using vague or shallow spiritual soundbites on social media to create an appearance of spiritual insight:

*Meme-based expression: Sharing religious or spiritual memes without deeper analysis or personal reflection.
*Lack of evidence: Failing to provide sound philosophical, theological or scriptural justification for beliefs.
*Superficial engagement: Avoiding in-depth discussions or deflecting challenges to their views.
2. (Informal) The use of vague, unsubstantiated statements to appear knowledgeable or authoritative on any topic:
* Generalities: Speaking in broad terms without specifics.
* Evasiveness: Dodging questions, refusal to engage in discourse or provide details.
* Non-committal language: Using phrases like "maybe" or "it depends"while still being certain of ones poition
3. (In Politics): The use of ambiguous or emotionally charged language to manipulate opinion or avoid taking a clear stance on an issue.

* Appeal to a specific audience: Using vagueness to avoid alienating potential voters.
* Distract from specifics: By focusing on generalities or emotional appeals, which divert attention from details of policy or potential negative actions.
* Shift blame or responsibility: Vague statements make it difficult to hold politicians accountable for their actions & inaction.
* Create a sense of urgency or fear: Vague warnings or threats are used to manipulate public opinion and gain support for specific policies.
Spiritual Vaguenism on Social Media:
"Just trust the universe, friend. Everything happens for a reason. #Blessed " (This sentence uses vague platitudes and lacks any specific spiritual guidance.)
Sharing a meme about finding peace without explaining how to achieve it.
General Vaguenism in Social Media:
"We need to make a change! Let's work together to create a better world! " (This statement lacks specifics about the desired change or how to achieve it.)
"Do your own research! The mainstream media is lying to you!" (This avoids providing evidence for the claim and encourages distrust without explanation.)
Political Vaguenism:
Politician A: "We need to strengthen our national security." (This is vague – it doesn't specify what "strengthen" means or what threats are being addressed.)
Politician B (opponent): "My opponent's plan is dangerous and will make us less safe." (This uses fear-mongering without outlining the specific dangers of the opponent's plan.)
by Kishan Impossible March 17, 2024
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vagtism

The first time one experiences a full-on orgasmic GUSH while performing oral sex on a female “squirter”.

Essentially, baptism by a gushing tidal-wave of female orgasmic ejaculate.
"Dude, last night was my first time with a 'squirter', Jillian, and she came HARD, providing me my vagtism!"
by 0jir0 February 12, 2026
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mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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Anarcho-Vegetism

Anarcho-vegetism is a dialectic acceleration of the supreme form of anarcho-monarchism: the always celebrated anarcho-maoism. Anarcho-vegetism deterritorializes anarcho-stalinism to reterritorialize it in a xenoimproved version of the maximum outcome of the dialectic development between posadist-demonology and trotzkist-luxembourghism.

The final aufhebung, the lichtung on the plan d'immanence and the always covet left unity is anarcho-vegetism. Here we can find an eternal peace founded on the Union of self-government principalities, the "sayan-soviets", around the worlds.
A friend: "I'm wondering, if anarcho-vegetism is the perfection of communism, how will be the typical person in this kind of society?"

Me, an intellectual: "You have to imagine every person in anarcho-vegetism as a multitude of Vegetas. A body without organ that is the platonic form of Vegeta as the Ubermensch. Vegeta has the perfect balance between the Apollonian and Dionysian Spirit: the will to regulate his training, the pride to guide him towards the Wille zur Macht"
by Meta-communism May 8, 2020
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Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time
by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023
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Vaginal magnetism

The power of the memory of sensations of unmatched pleasure, as well as feelings of purpose and home, that a man experiences when his penis is inserted in a woman's vagina. The power is so strong that he will do almost anything for the next insertion.

A force of nature which causes the man to purchase meals and gifts, work hard at jobs, marry, father and provide for children, wait for her to become available for, or return to, a relationship, and otherwise be a fool in countless ways for the female who possesses the vagina which occupies his memory.

The force behind sex, births, marriage, the vast majority of love songs written and performed by men, male achievement in all areas including athletics, business, science, and the arts, as well as the general functioning and perpetuation of human civilization.
Her vaginal magnetism was always on his mind and kept him at work until all hours so he could buy her things and be her hero. Her vaginal magnetism fueled his ambition, ultimately motivated his proposal of marriage and his willingness to father her children, and caused him to spend and save his earnings, purchase gifts, cars, trips, houses, school supplies and tuition, and vacation homes over his lifetime. He was enslaved by her vaginal magnetism.
by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026
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