Topless

A state of nirvana. Achieved by women; enjoyed by men.

Heh heh... boobs.

by Mr. Son of a Gun May 24, 2004

TOPPEP

The Operation Plan Project of Epic Proportions - something the Edmonton Oilers fans call upon when it looks like their team needs help to make it to the NHL playoffs.

TOPPEP is not a thing, but rather a force.

by SimoneR January 22, 2009

toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

Topherism

Anything that is poetic in nature dealing specifically with the weather

Girl, that was a sweet topherism you had last night while describing those cumulo-nimbus clouds.

Students please find the symbolism in this topherism.

by Dr. James Kurger September 29, 2007

Roof-Topper

Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.

Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?

Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!

Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!

Harold - You suck!

by Mil3druid4 April 1, 2021

Topless

A person not wearing anything on the top half of their body. Usually refered to females who are showing their breasts.

OMG, Veronica has got such great tits. I love National Go Topless Australia Day!

by Ewokie January 14, 2004

flat-topped

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.

You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.

by Ming64 March 28, 2018