Teleport

To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.

I teleported last night from the bar to the taco shop to my bed. I woke up not knowing how i arrived home, looked out the window and saw my car.

by MzJu February 5, 2008

telenoth

A word used to describe a really cool, talented, or handsome guy. A jack of all trades.

Wow, did you see John dazzle those two chicks last night? And he fixed my car, too! That guy's a real telenoth.

by Kitten December 19, 2004

Telecot

Sober; of good state of mind

I woke up the next morning and wasn't quite telecot.

by Kate July 19, 2004

telepoo

To talk on the phone while taking a crap. Especially bad if in a public restroom. (verb)

Can be intended as an insult or a sign of disrespect.

Dude, I am telepooing you right now. (While talking on cell phone)

by M T T September 26, 2007

telepoke

method of poking someone from accros the room, generally in an effort to get attention/make someone smile.

(must be accompanied by a finger pointed in direction of pokee. May also be silently done by poker pointing at one's temples and then pointing at pokee.)

Girl:Telepoke!
Boy:Hi.

by Fae Rula September 5, 2008

Telebolism

Its kinda like being telepathic but you just watch a lot of television.

Hey, did you hear Sarah? She was talking about a pack of angry midget wolves riding dragons while attacking the Pope on Tuesday.

Its okay. She has telebolism.

by telepathic teletubby April 29, 2010

telecommoding

An office bathroom strategy where a person commutes to a bathroom on another floor or building to dispense of solid waste with the desire of not being recognized by co-workers if the session become foul and disgusting. Some who work in a place with limited bathroom choices may elect to drive home to use the bathroom. See shitbreak.

“I just stopped by your desk and didn’t see you there.” “Sorry sir. I just returned from telecommoding at accounting. I didn’t want to be seen removing the glaze from the toilets on our floor.”

by Clint Fu January 12, 2015