My Teacher has a degree in Geology, but since he's not good as a Geologist, he decided to teach in a crappy ass school
by J - Jay May 14, 2009
by theanonymousperson March 02, 2009
Student:I used to be friends with that girl(chuckling)
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.
by SomeoneNew May 28, 2011
There are multiple types: good, ok, neutral, bad, and horrendous.
Good type: kids today we will do fun activities to learn the content. 5 questions only from the book.
Ok type: kids do your work and I will not bother you. The work is not fun but it is not much either.
Neutral type: kids I will teach u a lesson and then we will do classwork
Bad type: ANNOYING TEENAGERS JUST DO YOUR WORK AND GTFO OR ELSE DETENTION.
Horrendous type: hey kids. I am a good teacher with a good sense of humor. We do fun activities, so let's start by doing some book work. When we take a test, my bitches and ho's will get higher marks than hardworking people. Also asians will get better grades, as if I score them unfairly as I do with white kids then their parents will come and beat me up. Everyone who is not a favorite or a minority will get B's on tests at best, even if they deserve an A.
Good type: kids today we will do fun activities to learn the content. 5 questions only from the book.
Ok type: kids do your work and I will not bother you. The work is not fun but it is not much either.
Neutral type: kids I will teach u a lesson and then we will do classwork
Bad type: ANNOYING TEENAGERS JUST DO YOUR WORK AND GTFO OR ELSE DETENTION.
Horrendous type: hey kids. I am a good teacher with a good sense of humor. We do fun activities, so let's start by doing some book work. When we take a test, my bitches and ho's will get higher marks than hardworking people. Also asians will get better grades, as if I score them unfairly as I do with white kids then their parents will come and beat me up. Everyone who is not a favorite or a minority will get B's on tests at best, even if they deserve an A.
by 322997am April 04, 2017
A man or woman that wastes the time of innocent children by teaching them rubbish they can get off Google and if that ain't enough then they unload at least 3 hours load of homework on you to be done by the next day.
This teacher is literally a time waster.
If I was a teacher I'd tell the children I'm a spy and want to get rid of the kids
If I was a teacher I'd tell the children I'm a spy and want to get rid of the kids
by Anonymous Earth liver November 10, 2016
Barman 1: Who's that tramp ass motherfucker ? He just drank ten beers, he sits only and talks to himself. And he be dressed like a motherfucking clown.
Barman 2: He's some kind of teacher or maybe he just acts like one.
Barman 2: He's some kind of teacher or maybe he just acts like one.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 06, 2006
by Teachers r ace February 02, 2010