sheesh y'all twas a dream

JAKE AND AMIR. nuff said. buut really, an awesome sentence to add on laughs. woot.

Wait this is really awkward.

Oh sheesh y'all twas a dream.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you rock muh socks man.

by lawlzzzzzzzzzzzz(: April 27, 2011

twatsap

a twat that uses the acronym "asap"

John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap

by twatsapper September 16, 2010

twatspeak

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

by Llama Man March 12, 2008

Twastard

A cunning mixture between Bastard and Twat, used when someone is bad enough to be both at the same time. Also as it is not technically a swear word, no one should have any objections with you shouting at them!

Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)

"OMG You are such a TWASTARD!"

by Dunnie September 29, 2005

twassock

A twat and a pillock in one, quite a personality!

You really are a f*"king Twassock!

by Steve March 8, 2003

Twatshit

Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there.

Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you.

by adcadc April 22, 2008

twasic

one step worse than a twat

your a smart one arnt ya you twasic

by ron-scotland September 4, 2008