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one step worse than a twat
your a smart one arnt ya you twasic
twasic by ron-scotland June 30, 2006
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( tweaeker / magic ) ...now you see it , now you don't !

a)- when a tweeker , (person "s" , high on meth ) takes opportunity to pocket , borrow without asking , hide in another more opportune place for more opportune time, basically steal one's belongings , no matter how valuable (sentimental or dollar value ) they may be and no matter the strength of one's friendship.
It is as some say..."A Trick of the Trade"

b)-the aftermath and sick feelings one is left with after experiencing "Twagic"skills first hand
It is truly "twagic" for one to go through this ...especially alone.
a)- Omg !! I thought I was watching her the whole time ,but her "Twagic"skills are far more advanced then I can prepare for.

b)- It is "Twagic" how many times I've allowed this to happen
Twagic by Blonde Genius December 23, 2020

twatsicle 

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.
"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"
twatsicle by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Twaticus Maximus 

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.
1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus
Twaticus Maximus by Booty King September 5, 2006

twapsicle 

An ice cream pop that is inserted in the females vagina and then consumed. Normally flavors consist of very berry, and freshest fruit.
I ate that chicks twapsicle last night. She had the very berry, and it came out very tuna...
twapsicle by thehangman1256 July 9, 2011
"This person is like a Tasica"
Tasica by varcolac1000 August 24, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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