The act of masterbation.
by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010
Get the Shooting the Clown mug.1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
by Selevan May 3, 2013
Get the Felching the clown mug.We used to love Fucko the Clown and had him at all our children’s birthday parties, back when he called himself something like Chucko.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019
Get the Fucko the Clown mug.The Clown Family is a gc on Twitter consisting of idiots that don't believe in bagged milk. But they are nice so you still have to love them.
by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020
Get the The Clown Family mug.A rule created by dudes for dudes, stating that he who attempts to hide something (mostly in regards to a female) they deserve any and all clowning until they own up to what they are doing. The rule is contingent on when somebody is hiding something they know is wrong, but everyone around them knows the truth. Once a dude owns up to what he is doing, and is both honest with himself and others, the clown rule becomes null and void because of how inherently not funny it is to clown on somebody who is open and honest. Unless you squat on the toilet with your feet on the seat, in which case - don't ever tell your bros something like that. Keep that to yourself. No amount of honesty can prevent the absolute clowning you will endure.
Guy 1:"Dude, George told us that all he does is hang out with you and play video games. He didn't even mention egg."
Guy 2:"Bro what?? I never see that kid. He is ALWAYS with egg."
Guy 1:"Maeby literally told me the other day that he doesn't ever see you, and he just went and told everyone that all he does is hang out with the dudes, no mention of egg whatsoever."
Guy 2:"Holy shit man. I think it's time to enact The Clown Rule."
Guy 1:"Meh, I guess so. I never thought we would ever have to on George, but he has given us no choice. He is Pussy Whipped beyond measure."
Guy 2:"Bro what?? I never see that kid. He is ALWAYS with egg."
Guy 1:"Maeby literally told me the other day that he doesn't ever see you, and he just went and told everyone that all he does is hang out with the dudes, no mention of egg whatsoever."
Guy 2:"Holy shit man. I think it's time to enact The Clown Rule."
Guy 1:"Meh, I guess so. I never thought we would ever have to on George, but he has given us no choice. He is Pussy Whipped beyond measure."
by Beaterbarker October 14, 2021
Get the The Clown Rule mug.The band of sociopathic, and psychopathic killers, located primarily in what is called "Canada" that are said to have escaped persecuton in other countries. Some time in the mid nineteen sixties they apparently convinced the emperor of "canada" that he had hired them and ordered them to kill anyone who violated his will. They continue to inform the emporer when someone has in fact done this, and what his will is at any given time. Some have cited it is very fortunate the clown death squad have few real political agendas.
Origionally the death squad did not dress up as clowns, it was shortly after their founding that they were said to have adopted the idea as part of a plan to improve public relations. Others say this is ridiculous as they "can hardly be said to be concerned with public feeling", and that the death squad merely didn't want to admit they just liked to dress as clowns.
Some also say the incongrous emperor owes his life, to the Clown Death Squad. As the matriarchal warriors of "Canada" would surely have killed him by now.
The Clown Death Squad are a squad with out actually loyalty, and many believe they are often in the employ of the evil walrii, who live underneath "canada", and possibly the northern united States (their subversive reign is said to be steadily growing) in wait of their rise to take over the world. The evil walrii said to be responsible for the entire sham of the "fake, fake Canada" known to the rest of the world, and the imprisonment of the "real" canadians (The RCP), are also said to order the Clown Death Squad to kill anyone who even slightly betrays the truth about the goings on, in "Canada", as well as the killing of anyone who learns to much of their evil plots. It is said that the former Sir. James "war on Toasters", or "war on the toaster revoltion" is really all just a front, for a true cause wrapped somewhere up in the truth about "Canada", the evil walrii, and the vikings under norway, but he had to disguise it because his knowledge could be dangerous to him and his "troops". Of course it has been theorized that everything the former Sir. James does, could mean something other than what he says, whether it be the effects of long term alcohol abuse, or conspiracies involving evil walrii. However one might note that dispite behaviour that normally would get a person killed the former Sir. James, and his cause remains alive and operating.
Origionally the death squad did not dress up as clowns, it was shortly after their founding that they were said to have adopted the idea as part of a plan to improve public relations. Others say this is ridiculous as they "can hardly be said to be concerned with public feeling", and that the death squad merely didn't want to admit they just liked to dress as clowns.
Some also say the incongrous emperor owes his life, to the Clown Death Squad. As the matriarchal warriors of "Canada" would surely have killed him by now.
The Clown Death Squad are a squad with out actually loyalty, and many believe they are often in the employ of the evil walrii, who live underneath "canada", and possibly the northern united States (their subversive reign is said to be steadily growing) in wait of their rise to take over the world. The evil walrii said to be responsible for the entire sham of the "fake, fake Canada" known to the rest of the world, and the imprisonment of the "real" canadians (The RCP), are also said to order the Clown Death Squad to kill anyone who even slightly betrays the truth about the goings on, in "Canada", as well as the killing of anyone who learns to much of their evil plots. It is said that the former Sir. James "war on Toasters", or "war on the toaster revoltion" is really all just a front, for a true cause wrapped somewhere up in the truth about "Canada", the evil walrii, and the vikings under norway, but he had to disguise it because his knowledge could be dangerous to him and his "troops". Of course it has been theorized that everything the former Sir. James does, could mean something other than what he says, whether it be the effects of long term alcohol abuse, or conspiracies involving evil walrii. However one might note that dispite behaviour that normally would get a person killed the former Sir. James, and his cause remains alive and operating.
by James Dracon February 22, 2008
Get the The Clown Death Squad mug.Umop the Clown is a fictional character created in October 2003 during a Dungeons & Dragons game. The word 'down' was written on the game map, which was misread as "umop" and became a source of humor for the gaming group. When Nick, the Dungeon Master, grew frustrated with the joke and re-wrote the word in a vain attempt to put a stop to the silliness, the word 'down' was re-interpreted as "clown," and thus was born "Umop the Clown."
His eponymous theme song was written and performed a few weeks after his creation by band Dinzer, with the main vocals performed by Don and Nick.
In the song, Umop is revealed to wear a hospital gown while obsessively driving around the city in search of a fruit-flavored food called "Fruit Sucky."
Umop the Clown has a backstory, written some years after his initial creation, that parallels the story of Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars films.
His eponymous theme song was written and performed a few weeks after his creation by band Dinzer, with the main vocals performed by Don and Nick.
In the song, Umop is revealed to wear a hospital gown while obsessively driving around the city in search of a fruit-flavored food called "Fruit Sucky."
Umop the Clown has a backstory, written some years after his initial creation, that parallels the story of Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars films.
Jack "What's umop?"
Nick "That's not umop, it's down ... you're just reading it upside-down."
Jack "No, look at how you wrote it, it looks like umop."
Nick "Fine, I'll rewrite it, just for you."
Glenn "Now it looks like clown."
Nick *Fuming* "You guys suck."
...
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
Lindsay "I'm really craving something fruity right now. Remember how I used to come over here after school and drink your Capri Suns?"
Nick "We don't have any Capri Sun right now, but we might have some Popsicles... let me check."
Nick *Returning* "No Popsicles. I'm sure if we had any, they'd be in a big yellow box labeled 'Fruit Sucky,' or something."
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
...
I am Umop the Clown/I like to be upside-down/I like spinning 'round and 'round/I want my Fruit Sucky sucky.
Nick "That's not umop, it's down ... you're just reading it upside-down."
Jack "No, look at how you wrote it, it looks like umop."
Nick "Fine, I'll rewrite it, just for you."
Glenn "Now it looks like clown."
Nick *Fuming* "You guys suck."
...
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
Lindsay "I'm really craving something fruity right now. Remember how I used to come over here after school and drink your Capri Suns?"
Nick "We don't have any Capri Sun right now, but we might have some Popsicles... let me check."
Nick *Returning* "No Popsicles. I'm sure if we had any, they'd be in a big yellow box labeled 'Fruit Sucky,' or something."
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
...
I am Umop the Clown/I like to be upside-down/I like spinning 'round and 'round/I want my Fruit Sucky sucky.
by dither August 14, 2008
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