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The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.
Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010
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A synonym for goatse

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A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar
Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."
by Barbecued Ribs May 12, 2010
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A field of scientific theory dealing with genitals that are either very small, or very theoretical.
Quantum Genital Mechanics states that Matt has very small genitals, and Mason has very theoretical genitals
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An astronomical unit of mass. Units are so massive, that most, if not all things are measured in Micro Masons (MMason).
VY Canis Majoris, the largest known star has a mass of 0.5 Mason.

Betelgeuse, on the other hand, has a mass of 0.1 Mason
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A bag containing 36 dicks. No more. No less.

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Someone who is 36 times worse than your average dick.
Kevin: Hey Mason, guess what I got you for Christmas?
Mason: What?
Kevin: A dickbag!
Mason: It's just what I've always wanted!

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Matt: I fucked you dad.
Mason: You dickbag!
by Barbecued Ribs May 13, 2010
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Further proof that Batman is prepared for anything
If Adam West as Batman fought George Clooney as Batman, Adam West would pull out his Batman Repellent Batspray.
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