Bo Johnson Stiff-arm

This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.

"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."

by Gilbert A February 15, 2006

shinfo

(shin-fo) noun.
Information that just isn't needed.
ie. shitty information.

Coined by band members of Every Time I Die.

Mike is talking about 18 visions.
Keith: Hey I'm going to smoke a Camel Light.
Andy: Shinfo.
Random girl: I think I'll do that too.
Andy: Double shinfo

by blaineyson November 8, 2008

Seinfeld dream

a dream "about nothing". A dream that goes on and on with different scenes and people coming and going, but has no plot.

Tim - "You were in my dream last night."
Sue - "Really? What was the dream about?"
Tim - "Nothing, really. It was a Seinfeld dream."

by pancakejones December 19, 2009

Stifferino

A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.

My dad invented Stifferino lozenges and I still have the prototype.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019

stiffany mini

unipressive boner from looking at ANY girl

That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.

by margrette sees January 23, 2013

keep a stiff upper lip

To be courageous or stoic in the face of adversity.

Even though he was only three years old, Jonathan keep a stiff upper lip the whole time he was in the hospital recovering from his surgery.

by sanjchy905 September 9, 2013

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002