snoutfuckery 

The act of engaging in sexual congress with the nostril(s) or "snout" of a pig.

"Cleatus! I wanna get ma snoutfuckery on! Where's that old swine gone to?

snoutfuckery by Dakal January 27, 2008

Shortcuck 

When the dwarves gather for their annual cucking. Usually occurs during the summer months as the dawrves hide during the winter.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna hang this weekend?
Guy 2: sorry I got my family’s big ol shortcuck.

Shortcuck by ChaoticWanderer April 2, 2019

portfuck 

To rape as of anally, or by insertion to or penetration of the anus with a long sticklike object.

Sodomy.

Dude I totally portfucked this hot bitch last night!

portfuck by Hitmen May 31, 2004

swordfuck 

The art of sexual penetration (preferably vaginally) with a sword.

I'm going to swordfuck this prostitute.

swordfuck by Zeed November 28, 2010

spitfuck

anal sex between two males in which the only lubricant used is human saliva.

*hock-ptoo* *hock-ptoo* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *slurp*

spitfuck by David Ferguson October 27, 2004

sport fuck 

sex in unusual positions, done casually yet aggressively.

Man, my back hurts srom sport fuckin' all night with Nancy.

sport fuck by B Rex February 15, 2005

SporkFucker 

1) One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.
2) Magna Kaser of #gplus

1) That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.
2) Magna Kaser is a real sporkfucker because he fucks sporks.

SporkFucker by ThiagoMengo69 July 26, 2003