spitfuck

anal sex between two males in which the only lubricant used is human saliva.

*hock-ptoo* *hock-ptoo* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *slurp*

by David Ferguson October 27, 2004

Spitfuck

A term coined by Woody Harrelson's character Tallahassee in the zom-com Zombieland. He typically uses it to describe his kind of awkward, goodhearted comrade with a Coach Gun, Columbus. It's an obvious play on the typical term "spitfire".

"Kid finally got to first base... Not bad for that skinny, little spitfuck."- Tallahassee

by Crazy Islamic Fascist October 8, 2009

Spitfuck

The meaning derives from the movie "Zombieland"
but it usually means a waste of sperm or just another way of telling someone they are accidents of birth.

Dude 1: Hey when were you born?

Dude 2: idk my parents never told me...

Dude 1: Dammm You must have been an accident....what a spitfuck

Dude 2: Fuck you ass hole

by Blackmikehawk February 23, 2011