spermaphalactic shock

Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.

Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.

by cdogbullshit November 17, 2009

Spermaphobe

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.

Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.

by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010

spermato

When you hollow out a tomato and 3 or more people cun into it

Let's get a spermato sandwich

by chillingallday1 November 23, 2017

Spermatory

A facility that remanufactures male sperm and strictly vow on being environmentally friendly by refusing, reusing and recycling.

"I volunteered down at the spermatory today so I could give back to my community."

by Heavenlysinner420 November 14, 2020

Spermolier

A woman (or man) who can discern the recent diet of a semen produced based on the bouquet, flavor, or texture of ingested semen.

Lolita: did you eat pineapple today?
Jonny: I did! It was the predominant fruit in my fruit salad. You’re a fantastic spermolier!

by A certain kind of pirate October 14, 2021

Spermologer

a person who collects trivia or who is obsessed with current news and gossip.

Johnny is an eclectic spermologer.

by Nav bor August 22, 2021

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them

Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

by The Knower Of Everything July 17, 2007