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Playing Skyrim

When you say you're going to play skyrim, but in truth, you're actually just downloading more mods and modding the hell out of it. You then proceed to enter the game, see a bug, proceed to try and fix the files, enter the game, see another different bug and then proceed to this again and again for a few hours until you're happy with your set up.
"Oh, I was playing skyrim the whole day yesterday."
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Skyrimjob

The act of saying "Fus Ro" as best you can while licking out someone's ass, and then pressing your lips tightly against their anus while shouting "DAH!" with as much force as you can, effectively filling their rectum with your shout.
Sally: You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little flatulent today.
Samantha: Why? What did you eat?
Sally: Nothing, but Sam gave me a Skyrimjob last night.
by -33 October 23, 2013
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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
by ganyi17 January 12, 2012
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Skyrim Envy

Akin to "Penis envy" in Freudian psychoanalysis, Skyrim Envy refers to the theorized reaction of a girl, during her relationship development, to the realization that she cannot compete for her boyfriend's attention when it comes to Skyrim. This realization is considered a defining moment in the development of relationship preferences for women.

In contemporary culture, the term sometimes refers inexactly or metaphorically to women who are presumed to wish they were Skyrim.
Girl 1: "My boyfriend just got Skyrim... I haven't seen him in almost 6 days... I still love him, I just don't know what to do..."
Girl 2: "Leave him, I left my boyfriend when he got Skyrim and spared myself the trouble of competing with it. You just can't win."
Girl 1: "I just wish he would love me almost as much as he loves Skyrim..."

Girl 1 is suffering from a sub-stage of Skyrim Envy called Skyrim Denial (the stage in which the girl still thinks she can actually compete with Skyrim before she comes to the realization that she cannot).

Girl 2 realized that she could not compete with Skyrim.
by themastr1024 November 21, 2011
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SkyrimPlayzYT

This Fortnite Battle Royale grinder and I mean grinder grinds his xbox for fortnite everyday . If you have seen this grinder please contact ContactRaptor76 for more info. He also has 1 subscriber which is his deceased male cow . SkyrimPlayzYT also goes to a rehabilitation centre in Norway because he murdered the male cow that was his subscriber.
Broo its SkyrimPlayzYT
by bobthebuildersrs January 24, 2019
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Skyrim Monkey

Another name for someone who eats their own shit
Man: I met someone last night named Brenan, he was cool until I found out hes a Skyrim Monkey
by BrenanSuxCox April 11, 2020
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skyrimphobia

When you are scared of playing Skyrim because you are scared you will pop a lung.
"Wanna play Skyrim with Friends?"
"Nah, I don't want to pop my lung mate"
"Dude, you have major skyrimphobia"
by 1LungMan September 5, 2021
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