2 definitions by themastr1024
A class in high school for Advanced students who feel like having their weekends, weekdays... Hell... their lives taken away from them. Average workload is usually anywhere from 7 - 10 hours per day. Most students join for bragging rights, but in the end most drop the class due to tremendous workloads.
Person 1: Dude I have a buttload of work from regular retard history, I have to write three sentences and read four pages!
Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?
Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!
Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?
Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!
Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
by themastr1024 September 15, 2009
Akin to "Penis envy" in Freudian psychoanalysis, Skyrim Envy refers to the theorized reaction of a girl, during her relationship development, to the realization that she cannot compete for her boyfriend's attention when it comes to Skyrim. This realization is considered a defining moment in the development of relationship preferences for women.
In contemporary culture, the term sometimes refers inexactly or metaphorically to women who are presumed to wish they were Skyrim.
In contemporary culture, the term sometimes refers inexactly or metaphorically to women who are presumed to wish they were Skyrim.
Girl 1: "My boyfriend just got Skyrim... I haven't seen him in almost 6 days... I still love him, I just don't know what to do..."
Girl 2: "Leave him, I left my boyfriend when he got Skyrim and spared myself the trouble of competing with it. You just can't win."
Girl 1: "I just wish he would love me almost as much as he loves Skyrim..."
Girl 1 is suffering from a sub-stage of Skyrim Envy called Skyrim Denial (the stage in which the girl still thinks she can actually compete with Skyrim before she comes to the realization that she cannot).
Girl 2 realized that she could not compete with Skyrim.
Girl 2: "Leave him, I left my boyfriend when he got Skyrim and spared myself the trouble of competing with it. You just can't win."
Girl 1: "I just wish he would love me almost as much as he loves Skyrim..."
Girl 1 is suffering from a sub-stage of Skyrim Envy called Skyrim Denial (the stage in which the girl still thinks she can actually compete with Skyrim before she comes to the realization that she cannot).
Girl 2 realized that she could not compete with Skyrim.
by themastr1024 November 22, 2011