Slumper

A person that has nodded off and is slumped over. Normally behind the wheel of a car or in a sitting position due to drugs or Alcohol.

Dispatch informed the officer that there was a slumper in a white sedan on the corner of first and elm.

by Stormyrayn August 6, 2022

shlumperdink

The phenomenon that occurs when one person tries to pass by you in a hallway or some other narrow passage and you both switch sides to get out of each other's way, therefore defeating the point of changing sides, causing you to switch sides again, however, the other person also got the same idea and tried to switch sides again, causing you to both be caught in the same predicament once again.

Coined by Stephan Pastis in Pearls Before Swine

"I was late for my meeting because I got caught up in a shlumperdink."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

slumper

a beat that slaps hella hard, a dope ass song u can gig to.

ey knock a slumper so we can get to giggin yadidimean?!?!

by bigpermz July 3, 2005

Stumper

A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.

I pulled a right stumper last night... etc

by JonnieC November 23, 2003

shuper fast

The accelerated speed at which one hurriedly walks to the bathroom, in order to prevent a shitastrophe

Dude001: You see that chick shaddle past?
Dude002: Yeah, shuper fast. she must be in a shurry to shit.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Shumpei

a high class form of marijuana, originating from the far east in Japan. Shit gets you fucked up, similar to Kush.

"Shit, I got fucked UP off that shumpei last night!"

by Droogie May 24, 2006

pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.

An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.

by Soupskin November 10, 2013