A person that has nodded off and is slumped over. Normally behind the wheel of a car or in a sitting position due to drugs or Alcohol.
Dispatch informed the officer that there was a slumper in a white sedan on the corner of first and elm.
by Stormyrayn August 07, 2022
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a somewhat universal word more commonly used as a universal word in the East Bay (of the San Francisco Bay Area)
Man that party was a slumper!
Dang you got slumpered!
I gotta take a slumper.
Why you all up in my face bein a slumper?!
Dang you got slumpered!
I gotta take a slumper.
Why you all up in my face bein a slumper?!
by bboydru August 15, 2005
by bigpermz June 24, 2005
a person who slumped. A person who is doing something that is lame, embarrassing, rude, annoying, or anything less than perfect.
by completeslumper January 18, 2017
by ben dover October 04, 2004
A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.
Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.
by logan cleaver October 30, 2003