Shovel spoon

A spoon in a shape of a shovel it's a real thing search it up on google

OMG I can't believe shovels evolved into spoons . Doesn't that make a shovel spoon

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

I like your shoelaces

A phrase used by Tumblr users to detect another Tumblr user in the real world. Appropriate response is "Thanks, I stole them from the president!"

(Tumblr user out in public)
"I like your shoelaces"
(The respondent that is also a Tumblr User)
"Thanks, I stole them from the president!"

by Whovian-classicrock-fandom November 16, 2012

shoblin

A shower goblin. A evil goblin type creature that lives in your shower. Shoblins usually emerge late at night through the plug hole.

I cant go for a shower now mum, its too late. The shoblins will get me.

by B_E_R_E_C_C_A March 10, 2009

Shovel Girl

Miranda a ratchet southern girl gets her ass beat by getting hit with a shovel in the head by another ratchet hoe.

Ratchet country girl hit in the head with a shovel. Shovel girl gets Mayweather'ed.

by ThatDefiner May 6, 2014

shovel break

When someone fucks you so hard in the ass that you shit yourself on the person that is fucking you

Timmy " my ass hurts form that shovel break today"

by shovel breaker January 23, 2017

shoelessed

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.

These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job

by exzimbo February 7, 2009

shovel cats

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.

Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007