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shlurfin

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white
by Shlurfin February 10, 2021
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Slurp that stew

to "Slurp that stew" is to perform Cunnilingus.
Sharon (as Steve performs oral sex on her): Oooh yah, Come on baby! Slurp that stew!!!
by Da Boglin November 6, 2010
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slurp ramp

A raised platform with holes allows men to give or receive fellatio anonymously. Found in a dark room with minimal lighting in establishments catering to "kinky sex."
I came thrice on the slurp ramp!

I swallowed 20 guys on the slurp ramp.
by faggotsex October 15, 2008
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derk slurp

Derk Slurp Is A Underrated Tiktoker That is gay and a awesome influence for his younger viewers!
Guy: Who is that guy?
Me: That's Derk Slurp
Guy: He is hawt asf
by Tiktok: vibes._.char September 22, 2020
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Slurpee Sipper

A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."
Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....

President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!
by RedBeard53 October 21, 2010
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Slurpee Run

When a person craves the taste of the delicious, iced treat so badly, at any random hour of the day or night that they do the very bare minimum as far as looking presentable in public is concerned to run into the nearest 7-11 and splurge on more-than-likely, the largest sized Slurpee it has to offer.

There is such little effort put into looking presentable, in fact, that whatever minor adjustments that the subject has altered about their comfortable, private attire or the very lack there of in order to preserve a “civilized” humanistic appearance usually has the opposite effect.
Leslie hadn’t left the house in several days and was suddenly struck with the itch to go on a Slurpee run, while also figuring she could kill two birds with one stone and fit in a couple seconds of fresh air and sunlight, while in sweet, sweet pursuit.
by UniQueLyEviL September 23, 2008
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shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.
“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”
by yuhboi February 29, 2020
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