When pubic hair around the ballsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.
When Steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, An older woman cried "What is that!?". But it was too late, everyone stood in awe as Steve's genitalia performed a Bar mitzvah. Cock Shalom.
by rabbi elijazae December 17, 2010
Get the Cock Shalom mug.The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
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Get the Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk mug.Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.
Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.
Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.
You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!
Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.
Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.
by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009
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Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.
by harlique December 15, 2009
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