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Cock Shalom

When pubic hair around the ballsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.
When Steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, An older woman cried "What is that!?". But it was too late, everyone stood in awe as Steve's genitalia performed a Bar mitzvah. Cock Shalom.
by rabbi elijazae December 17, 2010
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Shalomed

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
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Schlommy

Hehe... Schlommy
Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."
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Shalomies

Give me round of Shmaltz for me and my shalomies.
by MaSsTeRr June 1, 2009
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Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.
Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night
by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017
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no schlomo

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.
You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.
by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009
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schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.
Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.
by harlique December 15, 2009
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