[Sharted]

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.

Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted

by Super_Arj October 15, 2007

sharted

a shart is when you got gas followed by some mud then just a little more gas.

mike just sharted on his bike

by webster-d December 24, 2008

Shabanter

Synonym of banter.

Is used to describe a significant failure to be witty and/or abusive in conversation between friends.

One person is subject to "banter" which, if performed in poor taste or executed badly will result in the "banter" being defined as "Shabanter".

"Mate did you bang with that girl?"

"No"

"Ah thats such shabanter"

by tStu February 16, 2012

Sharted

When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants

Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED

by MidnightT April 18, 2006

Sharted

When you think you have to fart and the make a huge fool out of yourself by then blowing out a huge pile of stinkin poo.

"Dude, let's go."" Why bro, we just got here.""I sharted and it STINKS!!!"

by Ann Onomymous January 18, 2016

sharted

fart plus shit equals shart.

if you still don't know what it means you're ratchet

farting/shitting at the same time. if this happens to you, you just sharted

by your.so.extra December 14, 2012

file sharted

A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;

When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")

Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.

by SSTY March 28, 2017