(v) The act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.
Gentile: Excuse me, may I please have a cappuccino?
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!
The act of intercourse wherein a male-to-female transgendered "woman" anally or vaginally penetrates "her" partner.
Friend 1: "Hey, so that hooker you hired for my birthday yesterday wasn't really a woman...."
Friend 2: "What? You serious? That chick was smokin' hot!"
Friend 1: "Ya, that's why I let her stay and I fucked her. Who knew tranny was that good?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you must have been drunk."
Friend 1: "Very, that why she shenailed me."
Friend 2: "I bet that hurt...."