Schneef

Used on the East Coast of the U.S. to mean 100% Pure uncut caffeine powder. Commonly snorted, but can also be taken orally. Users should not take more than 1g/35 lbs of body mass.

Stranger 1: Dude, those caffeine pills did nothing for me
Stranger 2: Try snorting a gram of schneef and get back to me

by ZachChapman March 13, 2014

Ground Schmeef

Punch de Ouch

Bruh you just Punch de Ouch'ed my Ground Schmeef

by THeNodrog May 7, 2020

schmeef

1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.

2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!

by Anon March 9, 2005

Schneef

Slang used in southern California used to describe the action of smoking that Mary Jane, often the word is repeated twice for added secretive value.

"dude, you want to.. schneef schneef?"
"yeah man lets get baked off our asses."

by juan carlos117 November 1, 2009

Hoover schneef

The act of sniffing up something, usually cocaine, but can also be used for a dog who roots around in garbage.

Dude, my mutt got into the garbage and hoover schneefed all the food wrappers.

by J.g rjjfjdjd January 11, 2022

Schqueef

The sound someone makes when they queef but accidently shit themselves because they queefed so hard.

Katey just schqueefed.

Eww that smells... did she just schqueef her pants.

by youremail April 12, 2011

Schweef

A cross between a whiff and a shart

One I have to wipe up I just schweeffed

by CJSCMH August 28, 2023