schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

Schmuged

Blacked out drunk.

Dude you were totally schmuged last night!

by Snatemonster February 19, 2018

Schmede

The shortened form of "social media," as made popular on the Dare Daniel Podcast. By using "schmede" instead of "social media," you will in fact save time, which means a savings of energy. It's an ecofriendly term that frees up your thumbs and voice to focus on more pressing matters.

You can find us on all your favorite schmede apps.
Follow us on schmede.
Crosspromote on all schmede.

by ProfessorHorror September 1, 2020

schmudied

Giving up on life and all that it means

The man schmudied himself into thinking he was going to graduate

by Mailme unger June 4, 2009

schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008

schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass

im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie

by alan December 6, 2004

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

by qdizzle June 17, 2003