Definitions by qdizzle

commander gooch 

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.

Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.

commander gooch by Qdizzle November 16, 2018

obamas dick 

The darkest fucking thing you have seen in your fucking life. The absolute worst looking price of trombone shaped bark there is. Michelle Obama probably has a dark fucking dick too. They all circle jerk with bill and Hillary Clinton.

Egg ass niggas

Fuck that nigga obamas dick being so dark.

obamas dick by Qdizzle May 13, 2016

to aluminate 

wrapping aluminum foil paper around an object

To aluminate your inhaler. To aluminate your entire room.

to aluminate by QDizzle May 4, 2012

sugar loaf 

to take a shit on a girls chest and then nut on the shit thus creating a sugar cream topping on the shit, "loaf"

i'm gonna give that bitch a sugar loaf

sugar loaf by qdizzle June 29, 2003

npdiddy 

1. n. a high ass indian dawg
2. n. a MCAT taking machine
3. v. to get high before hanging with his girlfriend

Damn, that Npdiddy is wild.

guy1: I gotta go hang with my girlfriend.
guy2: Damn foo, just npdiddy that shit.

npdiddy by qdizzle June 18, 2003

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

schmaded by qdizzle June 17, 2003

Jank 

ejaculate or nut.

I janked on her face

Jank by qdizzle June 17, 2003