swaffle

the act of cock-slapping a girl or any other object, original word originated from Dutch culture

Sin told his girlfriend to close her get on her knees and close her eyes. She did and he swaffled her. She broke up with him.

by sinnyboy January 26, 2010

bug scuffle

Bug Scuffle - n., a brief, vigorous, public dispute between insignificant persons, esp. of those of low or sleazy character.

"The celebrities had a bug scuffle over the issue, making them both appear stupid," or, "The arriving-officers were told that the bar fight was not major - just a bug scuffle".

by Dave Sohagi September 7, 2010

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

shaffles

A mix of Shit and Waffles.

Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?

by JMeezy June 1, 2006

angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.

That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!

by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013

fart snaffler

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.

That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

snaffle bits

1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.

Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.

Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.

Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.

by The Taste of Lemonade November 8, 2009