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The wildly popular yet misconceived belief that Neil Diamond is the father of Dustin Diamond and/or Mike D from the Beastie Boys.
Person 1: Isn't Screech's dad that guy from Saving Silverman?

Person 2: Naw, that's just The Cubic Zirconia Myth. They're not related... I think.
by The Taste of Lemonade December 16, 2010
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1. A sexually act in which a man stands slightly bent over with a woman kneeling behind him. She will purse her lips tightly around his anus. She then tugs on his flaccid member from between his legs as he releases a preferably hot fart in her mouth, thus expanding her cheeks much like that of a hot air balloon. Aviator goggles and scarf are optional.
Friend #1: I was able to talk Nichole into letting me give her a hot air balloon last night.

Friend #2: I don't know what that is, but it sounds fucking sick.
by The Taste of Lemonade November 8, 2009
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1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.
Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.

Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.

Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.
by The Taste of Lemonade November 8, 2009
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