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Bug Scuffle - n., a brief, vigorous, public dispute between insignificant persons, esp. of those of low or sleazy character.
"The celebrities had a bug scuffle over the issue, making them both appear stupid," or, "The arriving-officers were told that the bar fight was not major - just a bug scuffle".
by Dave Sohagi September 7, 2010