SMP
Callie: I just flushed my phone down the toilet.
Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP.
Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(
Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP.
Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(
SMP by Updated Magic May 30, 2016
Smp
A friendly word that means "slapping my pussy." It's most commonly used when someone says something funny, and you reply "smp"
Smp by Fartinmyass69 December 8, 2016
SMP
SMP by lawlercopter111 April 24, 2011
smp
"shaking my penis", similar to "shaking my head" but simply with a different body part. Used to show disbelief, dissatisfaction or extreme satisfaction about a topic.
smp by Davey Crockette November 27, 2011
SMP
Shit My Pants. In rebellion to the absolute overindulgence of LOL in texts, twitter, email, facebook etc, SMP is to be used in its place... If people were laughing out loud as often as they use the term there would be no war, the world may in fact end because no one would be doing anything but laughing out loud. Therefore SMP is to replace LOL. And only to be used if you are in fact shitting your pants.
Over Text Message-
Kristie: OMG I'm at the beach and i farted so loud the ground vibrated and fellow beach goers left bc they thought a storm was coming
Kathyrn: holy shit SMP
Kristie: Literally SMP
Kristie: OMG I'm at the beach and i farted so loud the ground vibrated and fellow beach goers left bc they thought a storm was coming
Kathyrn: holy shit SMP
Kristie: Literally SMP
SMP by Mollie Connelly August 2, 2009
SMP
Shit My Pants laughing. Due to the overuse and abuse of laughter related, played out texting abbreviations (e.g. LOL, ROTFL, Ha, etc.), the holy grail of laughing, but ACTAULLY laughing is, Shit My Pants laughing. This is elegantly denoted with the anecdote, SMP.
Mike: Oh man, WTF Parker. You banged my mom last night?
Parker: SMP yeah, I was drunk and needed a booty call.
Parker: SMP yeah, I was drunk and needed a booty call.
SMP by A.K. FRE$H March 25, 2010