Schmekis

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

by Tony June 18, 2004

schmevan

1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"

Damn, that's a schmevan right there.

by Yo MoMmAaA February 16, 2008

schmenius

The opposite of genius, according to a Washington Mutual radio commercial.

"Man, am I a schmenius; I just burnt a winning lottery ticket!"

"Your plan to trick us would never work because it's so schmenius."

by streudelz August 10, 2008

schmegina

Sticky substance formed in the folds of the vagina due to poor hygiene.

French president Emmanuel Macron is not a pussy or a dick, but is a schmegina.

by valenzbn June 3, 2017

schmeling

A type of cancer that gives people orgasms every 10 minutes. The cancer also makes autistic kids vigorously hard all the time but prevents semen from coming out of the male penis when ejaculating

Dude, you must have schmeling

by Google Wikipedia November 5, 2017

schmavis

When you don't know the name of something, it can be called a schmavis. Use this word in place of thingy or whatchamacallit.

"Hand me that schmavis over there." "Hey JT, where'd that schmavis go that you were using?"

by JTisms November 20, 2018

schmexiestness

A term used to describe Rebekah

Person 1: Wow did you see Rebekah?
Person 2: Yeah, she the Schmexiestness girl to ever live!!

by This is definitely not Thomas May 18, 2019