Ripping shitties

The act of performing a doughnut.

"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."

by Shit ripper November 13, 2011

Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010

ripping my knitting

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

by marganin January 6, 2011

ripping burlap

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

by HNDAKD February 27, 2010

Ripping Slow Ass

A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.

Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now

by CBslimjim September 16, 2019

ripping and running

Maintaining a busy, frantic pace; hypertasking.

Sorry I didn't return your call, man; I've been ripping and running all day.

by Tom Head July 7, 2008

Ripping Cotton

Vaping. Specifically, taking a deep pull off of your rig and spewing out massive amounts of smoke.

Did you see Bruce Willis ripping cotton on the red carpet? Dude looked so badass with those HUGE clouds rolling .

by J-Spot October 1, 2016