Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

Ripping the Tendon by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010

ripping my knitting 

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

ripping my knitting by marganin January 6, 2011

ripping burlap 

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

ripping burlap by HNDAKD February 27, 2010

Ripping Slow Ass 

A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.

Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now

Ripping Slow Ass by CBslimjim September 16, 2019

ripping and running 

Maintaining a busy, frantic pace; hypertasking.

Sorry I didn't return your call, man; I've been ripping and running all day.

ripping and running by Tom Head July 7, 2008

Ripping Cotton 

Vaping. Specifically, taking a deep pull off of your rig and spewing out massive amounts of smoke.

Did you see Bruce Willis ripping cotton on the red carpet? Dude looked so badass with those HUGE clouds rolling .

Ripping Cotton by J-Spot October 1, 2016

Ripping a Grumpy 

Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.

Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.

Ripping a Grumpy by UnholyFrostbite October 21, 2009