ur family reunion a big homosexual communion

First introduce on "ifunny by chrishansen_official" it spread fast, its worse than Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, your bro a hoe, your sister a mister, ur grandma a queer, ur grandpa a grand trap, ur family tree lgbt, once this is sad everything from existence is erased and restarts.

Guy: ur mom gay
You: your dad lesbian
Guy: ur bro a hoe
You: ur sister a mister
Guy: ur grandma a queer
You: ur grandpa a grand trap
Guy: ur family tree lgbt
You: you know what you made me do this, ur family reunion a big homosexual communion. *existence itself is erased*

by Peter graffiti April 14, 2018

Family Reunion

Where your parents/grandparents make you go to be around people you have never seen in your life.

At home... || You: No mom, no! I'm not going somewhere that has old women who I've never met before pinching my cheek!
Mom: *trying to pull you of the staircase banister* You're...going...and...that's...FINAL!!
You: *being dragged to the car* NO!!!
At the Family Reunion...
Some old lady that's related to you: *grabs your cheek with finger nails that feel like electricity* So cute! She looks exactly like her aunt Myrtle!
You: *to yourself* Who the hell is Myrtle?! *then out loud* Help I need an adult who isn't covered in wrinkles!

by ThatA7xFanPerson June 28, 2011

Status Reunion

When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.

It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.

by Stat Flanley August 20, 2011

homeschool reunion

1. when hanging out alone

2. spending time on facebook browsing other peoples pictures wishing you had pictures of friends to post that would make everyone else jealous of your non-existant wonderful life.

dude - see that fat girl in the corner of the lunch room?

dude2 - yeah dude she is totally at a homeschool reunion!

by xskwizmx March 12, 2010

High school reunion

After graduating from high school, (usually 5+ years) you pick up your old yearbook(s) and jack off to the school pictures of the people you wished you'd dated or plowed.

Bob: (talking on phone), hey Keith, you wanna come over tonight and have a high school reunion??

Keith: Nahh, I did that last night. Sorry man.

by Therealkeith April 24, 2011

Fevndi Raunion

Fevndi Raunion Is when a group of people are together smoking pot. Fevndi Raunions usualy don't get planned they just happen. Therefor you can't really say "I'm going to a fevndi raunion."

At concerts everyone is fevndi raunion.
This weekend me and my friends are going to fevndi raunion.
We're going to a fevndi raunion. WRONG
We fevndi raunionly drove around. CORRECT

by MMMVTTDBCGR March 20, 2008

Reunion Tour

occuring at a minimum of one year, the group meets up by various means of transportation. activites generally include hot food, story telling, and harassment to the locals in the city in fine exotic establishments. Reunion tour members are often greeted by urine drenched people in atm terminals.

C - I'll be there in a week
E - reunion tour?
K - peggy made us bat cookies!

by foug January 30, 2005