When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.
My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.
by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017
Get the Pitch Slapped mug.The Pitchfork Hipster is usually a male around 16-20 years of age who relies solely on Pitchfork Media for music news. Any review garnering high scores on the web site is an instant new favorite, and vice versa. The Pitchfork Hipster usually has no conception of music criticism or taste, and relies on the opinions of a vaguely defined "expert" to guide them to music they "like."
Ironically, the Pitchfork Hipster usually employs an elitist attitude towards other music listeners, assuming that knowledge of the "largest indie music website on the internet" gives them free reign to deride the music listening habits of others.
Ironically, the Pitchfork Hipster usually employs an elitist attitude towards other music listeners, assuming that knowledge of the "largest indie music website on the internet" gives them free reign to deride the music listening habits of others.
Anthony is a wanna-be Pitchfork Hipster. All his recently acquired music is rated highly by Pitchfork. He feigns a wide-reaching musical barometer, despite the fact that he has no conception of the genre, techniques, style, or history of any independent musical group.
by CouldBAnyone December 6, 2006
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by Potato shoes September 21, 2014
Get the pichot mug.When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it
by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022
Get the The pitch meeting effect mug.is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.
My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.
by Buckbeak August 6, 2010
Get the Pitch-off mug.A mix of Farsi and English, a "pichooner" is a person who often "pichoons" (or ditches) friends, class, or other activities.
Pichooner #1: "What's up pichooner?! Been to class lately?
Pichooner #2: No man! I never go!
Pichooner #1: "Hey, are you going to Tavo's birthday?!"
Pichooner #2: "No way! Everyone is pichooning him and going to taco Tuesday instead!"
Pichooner #2: No man! I never go!
Pichooner #1: "Hey, are you going to Tavo's birthday?!"
Pichooner #2: "No way! Everyone is pichooning him and going to taco Tuesday instead!"
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Get the pichooner mug.What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.
Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.
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