Mentally Morning

When you wake up at 3pm and it feels like morning even though it is'nt

hey Jimothy, its evening, why are you having coffee?
Its still mentally morning for me

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

Jimothy

He is someone that nobody knows if he is real, he may just be a rumor, but everyone uses him as an example or use him as a fictional person to use for the purpose of a hypothetical situation.

" Okay so lets say that Jimothy walks up to the storefront"

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 23, 2022

The pitch meeting effect

When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it

The pitch meeting effect is getting a bit out of hand

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

Credit Card Required

When a free servicemakes you use a credit card
wow so "free"

huh that site says its free but I need a credit card required

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

Ruby's

A guy who dated a girl named Ruby and broke up with her 4 times, he has curly hair, spends hours doing it, always where's a hat, pretends to be cool and hangs out with only other ruby's. He also uses weird gen z slang

Man, Isaac and his friends are all ruby's

by TaskFailedSuccessfully March 12, 2023

Combat Wombat

In the Emu war in Australia, the combat wombats fought alongside the Australians

good thing the combat wombats stepped in this war

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

PewDiePie vs MrBeast

the subscriber way between youtubers PewDiePie and Mrbeast that (unsurprisingly) never happened.
This is due to Pewdiepie being retired most likely

its a surprise that the PewDiePie vs MrBeast war never happened - idiot

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022