Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

by sean75 April 17, 2009

poonkins

a word for an extremly big loser and if there last name ends with tompkins then it works perfectly becuase the end of tomp(kins) go in the word poon(kins)

also the word could mean the kid gets a shit load of pussy

ps. this word is VERY offensive to some people

hey there poonkins wat did u do all do , let my guess played card all by urslef

hey poonkins how much action did u get last night

by Mauss September 12, 2005

Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

phoning

boning on the phone

Hey baby hey, you cool with phoning later? If not I'll prob just call your friend Becky.

by Detective Kernel August 20, 2011

phonken

When your just tryna get phonky and you just start phonken😎 it

-“bro this party is so Lame i just wanna get phonky”
-“bro ignore the Lame and just start phonken😎”

*starts phonken😎 aggresively”

by phonk daddy May 19, 2022

Phoning

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phone surfing

Amy texted "hey wyd" so I replied "just laying in bed phoning"

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021