pfft

a noise you make when you are bored with something someone is saying

Person 1: "What did you get on your exams then, person 2?"
Person 2: "All Grade A. What about you, person 1?"
Person 3 (in background): "Pfft. I'm off to do something interesting."

by j-a-m-ooooooo June 4, 2004

pfffttt

1. n. The sound you make when someone does something stupid. 2. n. A substitute for a swear.

John farted so Zach went pfffttt and punched John.
Alex said what the pfffttt after realizing he was around little kids.

by Driftracer456 April 26, 2005

pfft

an expression of disgust, disdain or disapproval, usually uttered after someone has just told you something totally inane or uninteresting.

"Hey, I'm going to vote Republican this year, isn't that cool." "Pfft!"

by John Cocktoastin January 27, 2003

pfft

exactly as it is heard. often used as sarcasm. another word/sound for ugh

“pfft, she’s so annoying, i feel so sarcastic around her”

by cpsister13 April 26, 2019

Pfft

A form of ridicule when someone laughs at another (but not out loud) while purposly letting the other person know theyre being laughed at.

A: So last nite i did this and this and that....
B: Pfft!
A: What, are u laughing at me?
B: No, ofcourse not. Pfft!!!

by MikiLuv August 6, 2008

Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

by Stooo June 30, 2003

pffft

The sound you make when someone says somthing really stupid.

Man, 50 bucks is alot dude. Totally alot.

PFFFT!

by Jason January 24, 2003