pffttt 

The exasperated sound made when caught keyword stuffing when the Google Panda algorithm was released in early 2011.

"Awe, pffttt, we just lost our Google #1 page ranking! I guess we should have listened to Amanda and started producing quality content a while back..."

pffttt by TheRZNinja June 12, 2020

Sara pffttt

The most amazing human in the wooorld, Top 1 in all human history.

Damn Sara pffttt eating all the chicken feet

Sara pffttt by doghatescats November 7, 2022

pfffttt

1. n. The sound you make when someone does something stupid. 2. n. A substitute for a swear.

John farted so Zach went pfffttt and punched John.
Alex said what the pfffttt after realizing he was around little kids.

pfffttt by Driftracer456 April 26, 2005

Pffftt 

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

Pffftt by Stooo June 30, 2003

Pftttttt

The truly dummy way of laughing in conversation, often used in text form

“Pftttttt you dummy” Exclaims Grace, The Gremlin Queen

Pftttttt by Cosmic2V July 22, 2022

pftfttffbbrbrbrbbburgurggurglebrbrbppppfffffffffffff 

Shitting your self

pftfttffbbrbrbrbbburgurggurglebrbrbppppfffffffffffff, this is scary!

pftfttffbbrbrbrbbburgurggurglebrbrbppppfffffffffffff by Snakie115 February 5, 2023

Knights Who Say Pfftt 

Secret society some say is more powerful than the Illumanati. Rumor has it their reach extends even to the African continent, where they use the sport of basketball to indoctrinate the locals.

Because Bill Gates was not rich and powerful enough to receive an invite into the Knights Who Say Pfftt, he settled on Bohemian Club membership.

Knights Who Say Pfftt by Mr. Pfftt April 9, 2004