Milkstache

When you cum on a girls face, particularly around her lip, to the point where it looks like a moustache

Bro #1 : Bro she let me milkstache her last night
Bro #2 No way!
Bro #1 Yeah Fr, looked kinda like my grandpa!

by Ryangr8n August 28, 2019

Molestache

The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.

"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."

by Lize87 July 31, 2007

molestache

1. a mustache thinner than one left by milk or kool aid reticent of creepers. 2. often found on the upper lips of hipsters who are on a quest for the truly ironic handlebar mustache but for some reason or another fail at attaining glory. they often make up for this lack of facial handlebars by riding around town on a neon fixed gear bike (with sweet handlebars) 3. sometimes found on men sporting mock turtlenecks. 4. found when boys skinny jeans are too tight and their leg hair sprouts on their upper lip instead.

"hey i heard you were trying to get a job at that local record bike store vegan organic cafe?"
"yeah, i don't think i fit in though...I don't have a molestache."
"but you're a girl..."

by oopseiffelover March 7, 2010

molestache

A mustache that makes you look like you molest children.

Check out that guys molestache! Keep him within 100 feet of that elementary school.

by lolamite February 3, 2010

mockstache

noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.

Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.

or

Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.

by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010

Molestache

Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.

Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!

Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!

by Tempest Fugit June 21, 2012

chocolate moostache

when you stick your penis in her butt, then pull it out and wipe it under her nose.

my girl friend came over and after dinner she wanted me too give her a chocolate moostache for dessert.

by turd jenkinz November 24, 2007