micropenis

A penis shorter then .75 inches

Onilink9000

by Webster July 4, 2003

MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.

Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.

by Zee November 4, 2004

MicroPenis

One who has a small or, Micro Penis.

Often used to confuse others and let them think about it

Jaden Montez gotta small ass micropenis.

by Scythesweep March 10, 2016

micropenis

Onilink9000's penis

Oni has a small one

by Webster July 4, 2003

Susan Micropenis

Shawn Mendes

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.

by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021

micropenis

The process of the penis shrinking when it becomes cold

Cooper has a micropenis

by heyo stee January 2, 2008

Micropenis Muffler

An overly loud vehicle that is purposely so. To make up for the drivers micropenis. The louder the vertical the smaller the penis.

Damn, that micropenis muffler is so loud, dude must be hung like a bee!

by Novellium April 30, 2021