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Masticarp

A verb to chew/tooth somebody's finger like a carp. Frowned upon in post-infancy.
Guy: Did you see Jim masticarping Phillip in the bar last night?
Girl: I don't go to gay bars.
Guy: No, he was just so drunk he started chewing on Phil's finger.
by Phredrikk October 8, 2011
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masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.
by w00tw00t April 5, 2003
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Masarize

To Masariz (n.) is to destroy something regardless of your own safety since it's negligible masarian-wise.
Masari Is the noun for the person who causes Masarization. It also can be used to describe someone who had gone insane and sat fire to his car. A Masari would be great in size, have massive boobs regardless of their sex, and have a fake cute attitude.
Abdullah was involved in a car crash, he completely masarized the car but he's okay though.
He was dancing in the bathtub when he masarized the bathroom marble.
The hostile made demands from the police as he threatened to murder the hostage ; he turned into an absolute Masari!
by LucidR October 27, 2019
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Oliver Masri

Oliver Ghassan Masri is a spectacle for all mankind to admire, he is an example of why we exist on this planet. He follows the teachings of Jesus and is a very religious man who never lets the devil tempt him and lead him to evil. He knows he has no future so he embraces his many disabilities to make other people laugh. يالا حبيبي.
John said, "Oliver Masri is the reason for my existence, his bald head makes me cream milk out of my nostrils!"
by olivermasrifan36 March 31, 2022
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furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
by Darker January 21, 2010
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mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.
I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.
by Keta September 8, 2003
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masri

an egyptian, a person from egypt (arabic)
hey look its that masri guy

i saw a bunch of masris down the street, they must be having some sort of masri concert
by sahir July 12, 2006
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