An Italian extremist who terrorizes mushrooms, gorillas, turtles, and many other poor innocent creatures. All is well in the mushroom kingdom when this terrorist invades, searching for a prostitute known as Princess Peach. None shall stand in his way, as is demonstrates when defacing the kingdom, ripping up fire flowers, destroying boxes, and murdering innocent citizens. The king of the kingdom, Dr. Bowser, tried to have a peaceful negotiation with this threat to society, but to no avail. Mario continues to threaten the once peaceful land...
He is also prominent in other locations, notably, space, where he flies from planet to planet spreading his wrath. This interstellar warfare can be seen in the Super Mario Galaxy games for Wii.
Who can stop this madman?
He is also prominent in other locations, notably, space, where he flies from planet to planet spreading his wrath. This interstellar warfare can be seen in the Super Mario Galaxy games for Wii.
Who can stop this madman?
Guy 1: hey Mario acts all cool, but he's really a douche. What did the goombas ever do to him eh?
Guy 2: well they do move sideways in a slow manner, hoping to touch Mario and cause him to spin and fall from the screen, with annoying music in the background.
Guy 1: whatever... all I'm saying is that this dude needs to CHILLAX
Guy 2: well they do move sideways in a slow manner, hoping to touch Mario and cause him to spin and fall from the screen, with annoying music in the background.
Guy 1: whatever... all I'm saying is that this dude needs to CHILLAX
by Cynixhumorz August 21, 2010
An italian name, great in bed makes women happy and asking for more. 3 inches more of penis than DENNIS GRIFFIN.
by abeto February 16, 2010
1. A Freewill thinker who is capable of many accomplishments
2. A Recording Artist in the SouthWest Arizona Territory
3. A Sexual genius with the swagger of Austin Powers
4. Has awesomeness oozing out his very being!
2. A Recording Artist in the SouthWest Arizona Territory
3. A Sexual genius with the swagger of Austin Powers
4. Has awesomeness oozing out his very being!
Dumb Slut 1: That guy totally just walked up to me and talked me out of my number.... I don't even know why I gave it to him...
Dumb Slut 2: Well he looked cute what's the problem?? Besides... he reminds me of a Mario!
Dumb Slut 2: Well he looked cute what's the problem?? Besides... he reminds me of a Mario!
by 2 Smooth February 05, 2010
A "Mario" is a man falsely accused of sexual misconduct, named after DeMario Jackson, who was falsely accused by drunken Bachelor in Paradise contestant Corinne Olympios but cleared because video tape evidence showed she consented.
Princess Corinne from Paradise will choose to get drunk
And falsely accuse a Mario she used for sexual gratification.
And falsely accuse a Mario she used for sexual gratification.
by Stargnoc June 25, 2017
A Gaming icon all over the world
Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.
After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.
Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.
He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.
After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again
Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.
After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.
Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.
He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.
After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again
by Example555 January 31, 2009
An Italian plumber who was created by the Japanese, who looks Mexican, can jump like he is black, runs like a Nigerian, and collects coins like a Jew.
Mario is the greatest
by Char94oh December 20, 2016
A suave Hispanic man who you should beware of when at your local Dairy Queen. Mario has been known for stealing yo bitch in exchange for a cheesequake blizzard. It should also be noted that it is best not to be found alone in the liquor room when wearing yoga pants when Mario is working... tú sabes ;) You will know when Mario is around by the excessive yelling of "OOOOHCHALA MAMA" followed by loud barking and sexual innuendos. Please don't call HR on Mario... he means well.
by La Meche April 24, 2019